The Secret to Agency SEO
This is what SEO agencies would like you to believe it takes to get organic rankings. (Be sure to scroll down to see how it's really done.)
But the real secret is that #1 rankings are obtained in a much more direct manner:
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P.P.S. If you're Matt Cutts, a friend of Matt Cutts, or his lawyer, note that the MSN search team made me post this.