IT Consultant Humor
A hot-air balloonist had drifted off course. He saw a man on the ground and yelled, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"
"Yes," the guy said. "You're in a balloon."
"You must be an IT consultant," the balloonist said.
"How did you know?"
"What you told me is technically correct, but of no use to anyone."
"And you must be senior management," the man on the ground reported.
"Figures. You don't know where you are or where you're going, but you expect me to help. And you're in the same position you were in before we met, but now it's my fault."
- submitted to Reader's Digest by Michael & Edith Miller