Greatest Living SEO
If you're not a recent coworker of mine, you can stop reading this right now. I promise there's nothing of interest here.
Every industry seems to have its own particular slant on what they consider funny. Similarly, members of a particular group with particular skills eventually develop a ritual to show who is better skilled. Usually this sort of chest-beating is harmless and in good fun. Such is the case with this post.
An ex-coworker of mine has decided he wants to show up in Google's top spot for "Greatest Living SEO". See what I mean about each industry having it's own sense of humor? Well, I've decided to try and beat him to the punch by writing this post. I'm hoping that with this site being older than his, I'll be able to grab the #1 spot in no time. It also helps that the results for Greatest Living SEO show minimal competition.
There's goes 15 seconds of your life that you'll never get back. Don't you wish you took my advice in the first sentence and read something else instead?
P.S. For the record, I do NOT consider myself the greatest living SEO.