Dive Travel Humor
Anyone who has traveled will be able to relate to at least a few of these...
| What You Read in the Brochure | What It REALLY Means | |
| Old world charm | No bath | |
| Tropical | Rainy | |
| Majestic setting | A long way from town | |
| Options galore | Nothing is included in the itinerary | |
| Secluded hideaway | Impossible to find or get to | |
| Pre-registered rooms | Already occupied | |
| Explore on your own | Pay for it yourself | |
| Knowledgeable trip hosts | They've flown in an airplane before | |
| No extra fees | No extras | |
| Nominal fee | Outrageous charge | |
| Standard | Sub-standard | |
| Deluxe | Standard | |
| Superior | One free shower cap | |
| All the amenities | Two free shower caps | |
| Plush | Top and bottom sheets | |
| Gentle breezes | Occasional Gale-force winds | |
| Light and airy | No air conditioning | |
| Picturesque | Theme park nearby | |
| Open bar | Free ice cubes |
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